
Or: how i am 8-bit—an art show devised out of an unbridled love for 80s videogame nostalgia—came to be.
PRESENT DAY: 2006
Just to be clear: I’ve never actually kept a real diary—not about this, not ever.
Sure, I made a few haphazard attempts at blogging, but life (i.e. laziness) always got the best of me. Hell, I never knew that i am 8-bit would drop, explode, and plume into the mushroom cloud of a brand that it’s become. No one did (except my mom, who thought my 3rd Grade Science Fair revelation for flavoured shoelaces would change the world). That’s like Da Vinci anticipating a best-selling book that, centuries later, would depend so heavily on his Mona Lisa as a plot device, that he had some toga-wearing lawyers draft a residuals contract. Yeah, okay, dropping Da Vinci’s name is a bit much—but here’s my story anyway, foggily remembered and thoroughly tweaked for dramatic purposes!
REWIND: Saturday, July 17, 2004
When I walked into Gallery Nineteen Eighty Eight in Los Angeles today, I didn’t know shit about curating an art show. I wasn’t nervous; I just wasn’t confident either. But I had an idea—and I had to get it out of my head, regardless of the reaction.
Thank god Katie Cromwell and Jensen Karp, the owners of the gallery, were children of the 80s. (Finnigan, the resident gallery dog—an adorable, yet snappy, Mini Pinscher—is far too young to remember Burger Time). So I pitched them my crazy plan: to gather a bunch of artists together and have them paint their old-school gaming memories.
There are so many iconic characters that constantly get overshadowed by the Halo’s of the world. But if you think about it, Mario, Donkey Kong, Sonic, Mega Man, Link, Q*Bert—these are the celebrities of the gaming mega-verse—and they’ll far outlive any crappy excuse for a modern mascot like Lara Croft. Big tits only get you so far. Besides, I prefer modestly proportioned ladies, anyway.
Well, Jensen and Katie went for it.
Woohoo! (Sound effects always look weird typed down.)
Having come from a journalism background, one that involved writing about pixels and polygons since I was 15, they weren’t worried about my inexperience. At least it didn’t seem like it. There was an instant bond between us. One of those unspoken nods. We knew we’d cover each others asses, fill in the blanks, roll with the punches. Or at least that’s the impression I got—otherwise we were in for a lot of fucking trouble.
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